FALL ON YOUR KNEES

It’s a custom: I fall once a year. It’s still coming for 2015, and time is getting short. It will be caused by a stair that is too high or a somersault on ice or a drunken lurch through the nearest casino. The older I get, the more I dread it. Much like farting or …

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IT’S SICK-OF-SALES TUESDAY!

Linda B Myers Bear Claus book cover

Up to here with Cyber-this and Black-that? Then sit back and read. Bear Claus is free today and tomorrow here … it won’t make your feet sore or your blood pressure soar. It’s just a holiday smile to you from me.

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UNWANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

It was late in the nineteenth century. No woman or child was allowed on that godforsaken rock. Or maybe no woman or child was fool enough to go. But give a certain kind of man a chance to be a jackass, and he is bound to try. The Oregon coast south of the Columbia was …

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HAPPY BEWITCHING BUNNY DAY

Remember when Halloween was out there all on its own, a long time before the rest of the year end festivities? You made a costume out of three paper plates and called yourself Speedy Alka-Seltzer. Done. Total cost three cents. One of my first clients was Leewards. It was a chain of craft stores gobbled …

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BECOMING AN UNMARRIED WOMAN

Whether widowed or divorced, it takes time to become single again. It was several years after the Mister died before I – not unlike Punxsutawney Phil – stuck my head out to look around at how much dark weather was still ahead. I learned a fair amount about grieving in those years. We had done …

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OH CRAP

My cheeks are as red as a giant bowl of juicy pomodoro sauce. I am totally embarrassed by the amount of bullshit you subscribers have taken from me in the past couple weeks. Apparently, I’ve been sending out book excerpts in random sequences. This is not a marketing trick. Not that I’m above that, but this …

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LUST AND A THREAT

I’ve been revising a novella I wrote ages ago. It is far better now that I know what the hell I’m doing. It fits somewhere on the fantasy continuum … you know the one with Dune-realistic sci fi at one end and hookah smoking caterpillars at the other. I’ve just received the cover for it. …

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GRANDPA SEES A SHOW

Hollywood thinks old folks don’t like movies, but when they mistakenly release a film with an actual plotline, geezers go in slow-moving, mobility equipment-enhanced droves. Youngsters are advised to keep away from us. But if you find yourselves surrounded by movie fans past their sell-by dates, here are six things to know: Old people take …

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CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

My friend Beth calls Bear Claus, my holiday novella, ‘Bear Lite’ since it is not quite as dark as my full length novels … even a seasonally depressed grinch like me doesn’t want to rain on your Christmas. There are a lot of characters in the PI Bear Jacobs series. I suppose this is because it …

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CRUISE AND BOOS

As you may have guess from the photo of the towel animal, Sis and I just returned from a cruise. Yes, another one. As per usual, we arrived at the ship in a state of exhaustion from the task of getting to the ship. I looked out the stateroom window and, when turning back, fell …

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